We were watching this show on TV, and it was about this guy that was hunting giant anacondas. Can you say DumbAss??? Anyway, he was interviewing this Amazon native that had supposedly come into contact with one. The native shot the B.O.B. (Big Ole Bastard) because it was eating his chickens.
Me, being a "DumbAss," asked my hubby if he had thought about getting some chickens.
"Ya know what? ....I have." replied my dear hubby in all seriousness.
(HUH??)
"I don't know anything about chickens, though. You'll have to handle the chicken stuff." he said.
"I don't know anything about chickens either, honey. I only gathered the eggs. I just remember my Grandma sending me into the chicken coop with a hearty, 'Tia Lynn, watch out for those chicken snakes.' "
If he thinks I'm going in a chicken coop to battle giant Anacondas aka chicken snakes, he's a bigger DumbAss than me.
So much for living off the land...
FYI to my readers and my other half...My hubby's not really a dumbass and anacondas are not chicken snakes. ah ha ha :)
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I'm Chicken around Chickens
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Oh my God I hate chickens ever since I had to go and collect eggs at my granparents as a child. My sister is worse, she has never been able to eat chicken or even eggs, ever!!!
Here in Detroit, a snake is a snake. Period. End of story. No chickens. Hey, we might not even go outside ever again if we thought a snake was out there.
OOooo chickens are cool. Baby chickens are too cute for their own good. Get chicken. Seriously! Raise them Organicly too.
As for the snakes, just get a really big cat or dog that is meant to eat them lol.
I had a dog, mad max, who used to mangle chickens and roosters when we lived out on the funny farm!
My cat, Jake, kills snakes....among other things. Possums, skunks, rats, and mice! He's super cat!
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